“… a quick escape from your perspiration prison featuring a front zip with an internal closure making it easier to zip. That isn’t even the best part! My breast friends are always in need of support…”

“Myoglobin is the protein that stores oxygen in your muscles and as a doctor kindly explained it to me; “you have so much dead muscle it’s shredding your kidneys” I kindly replied; “Thanks doc, I always aim to be both shredded and dead inside”