“Upon repeating his comment a nickname was born and the seeds were sown for future derrière aficionados. I hope they never skip leg day.“

“As far back as I can remember I’ve been climbing into tubs, whirlpools, or trashcans full of water at an uncomfortable temperature then crawling out with either my heart racing…”

“He was being a wonderful sport as I had him dangling by his feet, I definitely respect the way the guy allows me to torture him“

“Myoglobin is the protein that stores oxygen in your muscles and as a doctor kindly explained it to me; “you have so much dead muscle it’s shredding your kidneys” I kindly replied; “Thanks doc, I always aim to be both shredded and dead inside”